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The Cafe
The Donald

Barra may have
independence

before Scotland


John Cameron
I wouldn’t start from here

John Cameron

In the dog days of New Labour, Tony Blair’s education minister finally admitted what everyone knew: the left’s obsession with the comprehensive system had been a disaster. Lord Adonis conceded the closure of grammar schools in the 1960s and 1970s was a move ‘carried out in the name of equality but which served to reinforce class divisions’.
     It was a stunning repudiation of the ‘one size fits all’ education policies which socialists clung to for decades but which failed generations of British schoolchildren.
Denouncing the catastrophic social engineering which drove the 1960s trendies he said: ‘If I could unpick these education policies, I would do things very differently’.
     Yet it is hard to see where Michael Gove can begin. His situation reminds me of the Irishman, asked the way to Dublin by a tourist, saying: ‘Well, I wouldn’t start from here’.
     My ex-miner father, who came up from the pit-face to Glasgow University in the depths of the Depression, was a leading figure in Stirlingshire’s post-war education committee.
Stirling and Falkirk had fantastic senior secondaries with nationally competitive sixth (scholarship) forms enriched by high-flyers from the smaller county highs.
     Falkirk also had a superb technical school which launched kids into apprenticeships or college and every large village had a junior secondary with busy trade-rooms.
The committee worked with successive directors of education to ensure flexibility so that a mis-placed academic child would be rapidly transferred to a high school.
     My father was outraged when public-school-educated, champagne-socialists like Tony Crosland, Shirley Williams and Tony Benn set out to destroy the grammar school system.
With the full support of headmasters he fought the measures on the basis that it was really an English issue and the problem was not grammar schools but secondary moderns. By then he was dying from the black lung he acquired in the pits. Had he lived, I doubt even as powerful a Labour ‘capo’ as he could have stemmed the tide.
     The difficulty one has in trying to oppose something that is completely irrational is that its very irrationality is its strength and renders it impervious to rational argument. Old-fashioned Labour politicians knew this comprehensive lunacy would wreck the chances of bright working-class kids, but could not defeat the 1960s ideologues.

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Islay’s Scotland

Barra from the Castlebay Hotel

Barra may have
 
independence

before Scotland

Marian Pallister

I
An island parish has been compulsory viewing in this part of the world. In recent weeks if you couldn’t chat about Angus John Morrison’s campers, Scraggy Aggie’s knitting and The Wedding of the Year, you were a social pariah.
     On Monday, the BBC2 series came to an end – not a good start to the week. We’re not a water cooler community that chats about ‘I’m a Celebrity’ and ‘Strictly’. It’s within living memory that mid Argyll had its own Gaelic speakers, its crofts and the silver darlings landing at a dozen piers the length of Loch Fyne. So there was a bleak little moment at the beginning of the week – but we didn’t do bleak for long. Now we’re all on Facebook and Twitter trying to find the best petition to sign to save Barra’s economy.
     Did the powers-that-be at the BBC vet this series, or did the Dibley-esque theme music, the emphasis on the quaint, and all that breathtaking scenery lull them into a false sense of security? The sub-text was a political bombshell.
     Every programme had brief references to an ongoing fight with Scottish Natural Heritage, who want to turn Barra and its neighbouring islands into a conservation area. Fishing – life-blood of the island – is threatened. Even ferries would be scuppered in case they disturb seal and mollusc populations. Beaches and hillsides will become no-go areas to conserve rare plants and wildlife. Instead of Angus John’s wee sign directing international tourists to the beach, there’ll be a plethora of SNH back-off barriers. The final programme, filmed last year, featured flustered officials fending off angry islanders’ protests.
     The Scottish Government has turned down the Barra folk’s petition, saying it can’t interfere in another body’s affairs. That wasn’t my understanding of the parliament’s petitions system. One of the priests said: ‘It’s too precious a community to disappear’. Between the Island of Barra Diaspora and the Island Parish fan club, we’re going viral to stop that happening. Barra may have independence before Scotland does.


II

I do wonder what Miss Marion Campbell of Kilberry would have thought about the turn of affairs at Holyrood. As author of a ‘life’ of the lady, I’ve been invited to talk about her to the Natural History and Antiquarian Society of Mid Argyll and I’ve been working on it this week as we wait for Mr Cameron to arrive in Edinburgh for referendum talks.
     Miss Campbell had many strings to her bow. She was (sometimes all at once) a farmer, writer, historian, antiquarian – and the woman who made nationalism respectable in Argyll. Born in 1919, this local laird spent most of her life keeping the wolf from the castle door and was only able to plug the leaking roof late in life when an American film producer shipped up at Kilberry determined to film her children’s books.
In the 1960s and 70s, when her fortunes were low, she travelled throughout Argyll with a history road show financed by Glasgow University’s extra-mural department. She was paid a pittance and petrol money for her beat-up banger. Her passion for history fuelled the arduous journeys and led her to support the Scottish National Party.
     The late Professor Sir Neil MacCormick, who campaigned in Argyll in those heady decades, told me that support from a respected laird like Miss Campbell gave an emotional ‘permission’ to the people of Argyll to return an SNP candidate to Westminster.
     Instinct says she would have been as excited by the imminence of independence as her friend Ian Hamilton QC. Would that excitement have influenced us here in 21st-century Argyll? The sight of a spinster laird up a ladder sticking posters over those of her opponents (yes, she did) might be just the thing to convince us that this is a worthwhile game.
     Miss Campbell picnicked with Willy Wolfe, wheedled promises out of the then Duke of Argyll (she needed his support to launch the innovative Auchindrain outdoor museum), and knew most people in high places. She would have ignored advice not to treat Michael Moore as Cameron’s ‘warm-up man’ and put her acerbic wit and well-honed wisdom to use in referendum negotiations. Wish she were here.

III

They’re going to spend £1million studying the Rest and Be Thankful, the pass through Glen Croe that links Argyll to the rest of Scotland. It will take them until at least the end of the summer to do it.
     In 1724, in the wake of the 1715 Uprising, George I sent General George Wade to do a similar study. I haven’t got details of the costs to hand. The result of General Wade’s study was that proper roads and bridges would help to control the wayward west of Scotland and between 1725 and 1737 he caused 250 miles of road and some very nice, sturdy bridges to be built. One of those roads was through Glen Croe. It followed the bottom of the glen, then rose rather spectacularly at the north-western end to reach Loch Restil before swooping down towards Loch Fyne.
     The wiggly bits going up the hill at the end of Glen Croe caused bigger and better cars and buses a lot of bother and so in the middle of the 20th-century they built a road half way up the side of the mountain. The one down in the glen survives some 260 years on. The new one spends a lot of its time closed because of landslips. The £1million will allow the experts to look at such solutions as a roof over the road so that the tonnes of water and rubble could safely slip over our heads.
     While they’re studying, we face more and more frequent detours that add many hours and pounds to our journeys to and from the central belt. Hospital patients, retailers and tourism outlets suffer, to name but a few. We have our own petition – we need a wee series on the telly to help it go viral.

Marian Pallister is a writer and tutor