BobSmith135

Could Scotland
have its own
Ivy League?


Angus Skinner

Are we ready not to have government?

Whit thochts
anent oor
ain time?


Alan Fisher

The riot in Greece

Tough oil is with us.
There is no way back
to the time of plenty


Catherine Czerkawska

The problem with euthanasia

Works of art are not good
for anything. They are
an end in themselves


Rear Window

Springburn diary

Bit-part players

Someone who isn’t starring in Eck’s Men: Labour’s Malcolm Chisholm

Someone else on the sidelines: new Liberal Democrat leader Willie Rennie

Yet another person who failed the audition: the Conservatives’ Murdo Fraser

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Eck’s Men:

the new Scottish

blockbuster


Bob Smith

From the extreme left (so to speak):

Alex Neil
Codename: Bruiser
Special powers: Able to fight his way to become an Eck’s-Man despite once being the sworn enemy of Professor Eck.


Stewart Stevenson

Codename: Storm
Special powers: Able to cause havoc with the weather, close roads and bring all traffic to a standstill.


John Swinney

Codename: Skinny
Special powers: Able to slip through small financial loopholes and escape the tightest of budget squeezes.


Nicola Sturgeon

Codename: Nippy Sweetie
Special powers: Able to terrorise with her direct ‘no nonsense’ approach.


Alex EckSaviour Salmond

Codename: Professor Eck
Special powers: Able by sheer willpower to defeat his enemies by rendering them Gray and lifeless.


Mike Russell

Codename: Rustle
Special powers: Able to move ‘at a hundred miles an hour’ so it has been said.


Kenny MacAskill

Codename: Kill
Special powers: Able to lock people up (in fact, he has even been locked up himself), he can frighten judges, call a spade a spade and is capable of hugely controversial decisions on compassionate grounds.

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