Despite His Forbidding Appearance

Despite his forbidding appearance, he loved Scottish dancing and a good joke. He liked the joke about the Scotsmen who were sent to Hell. ‘Forgive us, God, we didna ken, we didna ken’. (Pause) And God replied, ‘Weel, ye ken noo’.

Ann Marie Legge, grand-daughter (Scottish Review 2001)

For a nutrition expert, his diet was unusual. Apart from his orange (and vitamin pill) in bed every morning, he was subjected to bacon, eggs and fried scones floating in grease – a breakfast later described as a ‘heart attack on a plate’. As Popeye (the family nickname) lived to 90 and Nanimma (nickname for his wife) to 99, they either had extraordinary constitutions or modern dieticians still have something to learn.

John Orr, grandson (Scottish Review 2001)

He was not used to the telephone. He did not say goodbye or any other of the conversational niceties. When he was through with his conversation, he would either just hang up or say, ‘That’s all’, and then hang up.

Family recollection (Scottish Review 2001)

Come on, my lads and lasses, there’s so much work to do and we must all work even harder.

Orr addressing his staff in Washington, where he was director-general of the UN Food and Agricultural Organisation after the second world war

For the few readers who don’t know which mainland local authorities have no railway stations, they are: Midlothian and Scottish Borders.

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Islay McLeod is deputy editor of the Scottish Review

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