The Midgie
A friend of The Midgie spotted this sign on the steps of a well-known Glasgow restaurant – what the common press would no doubt call an eaterie. The Midgie wonders why the sign at the Ubiquitous Chip reads ‘Caution wobbly step’ and not ‘Caution wobbly customer’.
A national hotel chain reports that the book most often left behind in guests’ bedrooms is the autobiography of two-Jags Prescott. The Midgie is surprised not that the book is left behind, but that anyone should have bought it in the first place.
At this challenging time of soaring food bills and travel costs, The Midgie wonders what any responsible midgie can find to dance about.
WEEKEND
INBOX
Islay McLeod’s Scotland
Elvis is alive and well and living in Millport
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Kenneth Roy
Are you decent enough for Hazel Blears?
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The Cafe
Andrew Hook
is blackmailed
Barbara Millar
fights the fight
Alistair Brownlie
spends a penny
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The Lighthouse
Mairi Clare Rodgers
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The Midgie
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Alan Fisher’s World
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The Postbox
Catch up on The Midweek Review
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Young Scotland
Programme
promoting
intellectual development
Scottish
Academy of Merit
recognising outstanding achievement
Young Scot of
the Year
encouraging outstanding
promise